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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3262061" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The 100 Rules Of Porn Movies</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Part 3</span></strong></p><p></p><p>51. Women always love</p><p>having their nipples bitten right away, while they're</p><p>still warming up.</p><p></p><p>52. No one ever gets sore or cramp.</p><p></p><p>53. Women love laying there and getting pounded in the same position for</p><p>hours at a time.</p><p></p><p>54. Especially when taking on three, four, or ten guys</p><p>in a row.</p><p></p><p>55. All women love facials. Really.</p><p></p><p>56. The man's dick never</p><p>accidentally slips out at the wrong moment.</p><p></p><p>57. Women "never want a man</p><p>as bad as this one."</p><p></p><p>58. A straight woman will go mad with ecstasy when</p><p>a lesbian eats her out.</p><p></p><p>59. Two or more high school girls left alone all</p><p>weekend in a big house will invariably engage in lesbian sex.</p><p></p><p>60. And when little sis complains about being left out, she is immediately</p><p>introduced to every sex act imaginable.</p><p></p><p>61. If you're a single male,</p><p>visiting married friends will involve your fucking the wife while the</p><p>husband fucks you because, you know, it just feels right.</p><p></p><p>62. All</p><p>attractive women are insatiably bisexual.</p><p></p><p>63. But all "bisexual" women</p><p>really want a man. That's why two women having sex with each other will</p><p>instantly drop everything and pay all their attention to the man who</p><p>just walked in on their scene.</p><p></p><p>64. All women have a secret longing to</p><p>fuck someone other than their husband, so that they can finally see what</p><p>a "real dick" feels like.</p><p></p><p>65. All married men are under-endowed, and</p><p>every wife cheats with a man whose dick is twice her husband's size.</p><p></p><p>66. Husbands never raise an eyebrow when their wives leave the house alone</p><p>at night dressed in sexy stockings and a garter belt, and head off to</p><p>the bar.</p><p></p><p>67. No man ever has any objections when his wife comes home</p><p>from that bar and tells him how a stranger just fucked her better than</p><p>she'd ever gotten it from her husband.</p><p></p><p>68. Instead of being mad, having</p><p>just learned that his wife cheated on him with another man, a husband</p><p>will get more turned on than he's ever been in his life and willingly</p><p>suck the strange man's cum out of his wife's pussy.</p><p></p><p>69. He will then</p><p>begin planning her next night out where he will be able to join her and</p><p>maybe even get to watch her fuck another strange man.</p><p></p><p>70. If the husband</p><p>decides to take part in the orgy involving his wife, he will not</p><p>actually participate in her adventures until after she's been drenched</p><p>in sperm by several men, eaten out by a wild lesbian, fucked silly by a</p><p>total stranger.</p><p></p><p>71. If a wife is "lucky enough" to have a husband who</p><p>encourages her to have sex with another man, it only shows her how much</p><p>he loves her.</p><p></p><p>72. Only men who are already married themselves sleep with</p><p>another man's wife (presumably because their own wife is already having</p><p>an affair with another man).</p><p></p><p>73. Bosses routinely have sex with their</p><p>married female employees, with no fear of sexual harassment charges</p><p>being filed.</p><p></p><p>74. Every woman desires sex with their boss.</p><p></p><p>75. After sex,</p><p>no woman ever tries for advancement by bribing her boss with the threat</p><p>of going to his wife with details from their sordid affair.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3262061, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]The 100 Rules Of Porn Movies Part 3[/COLOR][/B] 51. Women always love having their nipples bitten right away, while they're still warming up. 52. No one ever gets sore or cramp. 53. Women love laying there and getting pounded in the same position for hours at a time. 54. Especially when taking on three, four, or ten guys in a row. 55. All women love facials. Really. 56. The man's dick never accidentally slips out at the wrong moment. 57. Women "never want a man as bad as this one." 58. A straight woman will go mad with ecstasy when a lesbian eats her out. 59. Two or more high school girls left alone all weekend in a big house will invariably engage in lesbian sex. 60. And when little sis complains about being left out, she is immediately introduced to every sex act imaginable. 61. If you're a single male, visiting married friends will involve your fucking the wife while the husband fucks you because, you know, it just feels right. 62. All attractive women are insatiably bisexual. 63. But all "bisexual" women really want a man. That's why two women having sex with each other will instantly drop everything and pay all their attention to the man who just walked in on their scene. 64. All women have a secret longing to fuck someone other than their husband, so that they can finally see what a "real dick" feels like. 65. All married men are under-endowed, and every wife cheats with a man whose dick is twice her husband's size. 66. Husbands never raise an eyebrow when their wives leave the house alone at night dressed in sexy stockings and a garter belt, and head off to the bar. 67. No man ever has any objections when his wife comes home from that bar and tells him how a stranger just fucked her better than she'd ever gotten it from her husband. 68. Instead of being mad, having just learned that his wife cheated on him with another man, a husband will get more turned on than he's ever been in his life and willingly suck the strange man's cum out of his wife's pussy. 69. He will then begin planning her next night out where he will be able to join her and maybe even get to watch her fuck another strange man. 70. If the husband decides to take part in the orgy involving his wife, he will not actually participate in her adventures until after she's been drenched in sperm by several men, eaten out by a wild lesbian, fucked silly by a total stranger. 71. If a wife is "lucky enough" to have a husband who encourages her to have sex with another man, it only shows her how much he loves her. 72. Only men who are already married themselves sleep with another man's wife (presumably because their own wife is already having an affair with another man). 73. Bosses routinely have sex with their married female employees, with no fear of sexual harassment charges being filed. 74. Every woman desires sex with their boss. 75. After sex, no woman ever tries for advancement by bribing her boss with the threat of going to his wife with details from their sordid affair. [/QUOTE]
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