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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3259167" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Catch Her In The Act</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi</p><p>at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he</p><p>asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was</p><p>having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the</p><p>cabby agreed. </p><p></p><p>Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the</p><p>bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back</p><p>and there was his wife in bed with another man. </p><p></p><p>The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't</p><p>do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I</p><p>inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for</p><p>our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green Bay Packer Tickets.</p><p>He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club</p><p>membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" </p><p></p><p>Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. </p><p>He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" </p><p></p><p>The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he</p><p>catches a cold." </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Eight Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active</span></strong></p><p></p><p>8. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.</p><p></p><p>7. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.</p><p></p><p>6. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."</p><p></p><p>5. Granny found cuffed to her walker.</p><p></p><p>4. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.</p><p></p><p>3. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.</p><p></p><p>2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.</p><p></p><p>1. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>The dean of women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"</p><p></p><p>A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3259167, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Catch Her In The Act[/COLOR][/B] A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green Bay Packer Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold." [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Eight Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active[/COLOR][/B] 8. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 7. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass. 6. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn." 5. Granny found cuffed to her walker. 4. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints. 3. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice. 2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies. 1. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style." [B][COLOR="Red"] ~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] The dean of women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?" [/QUOTE]
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