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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3257942" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A couple were in bed starting sexual activity when the girl places the</p><p>man's hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So</p><p>he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers</p><p>in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get</p><p>worked up when she says,... "Put your whole hand in!".</p><p></p><p>The guy's like, "Well,Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says</p><p>moaning and screaming with pleasure, "Put both your hands inside of</p><p>me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands"</p><p>commands the girl. "I can't applaud", says the guy. The girl looks at</p><p>him and says... "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call the space between the vagina and the asshole?</p><p>A: A Chin Rest!</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you get if you cross a pit bull with Lassie?</p><p>A. A dog that chews your leg off, then fetches the doctor.</p><p></p><p>Bumper sticker seen on the back of a car......</p><p>"I wish my wife was this dirty!"</p><p></p><p>What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common</p><p>They both get loaded from the rear and go Woo-Whoo!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3257942, member: 14320"] A couple were in bed starting sexual activity when the girl places the man's hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says,... "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Well,Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning and screaming with pleasure, "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands" commands the girl. "I can't applaud", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says... "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!" [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] Q: What do you call the space between the vagina and the asshole? A: A Chin Rest! Q. What do you get if you cross a pit bull with Lassie? A. A dog that chews your leg off, then fetches the doctor. Bumper sticker seen on the back of a car...... "I wish my wife was this dirty!" What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common They both get loaded from the rear and go Woo-Whoo! [/QUOTE]
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Dear Skyliners,
Some of our members did not joining us last week, why not we go genting from Ulu Yam ?
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