Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3252239" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Leprosy</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he</p><p>gets there, he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are</p><p>peeling and flaking off, and he's very concerned about grossing out</p><p>the other fans.</p><p></p><p>The leper wanders through the bleachers looking for a seat where his</p><p>grotesque appearance won't disturb anyone else. Finally he finds an</p><p>open seat where he might be able to watch the game. He asks the man</p><p>in the adjoining seat if it would be okay to sit there.</p><p></p><p>The man answers, "Yeah. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."</p><p></p><p>The leper sits down and adds, "As you can see, I have leprosy. If</p><p>it disturbs you, I will move."</p><p></p><p>"It doesn't bother me. Just shut up, and watch the game."</p><p></p><p>A while later, during the fourth inning, the man suddenly vomits.</p><p>Frothy beer, hot dogs, and peanuts are splattered everywhere.</p><p></p><p>Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing</p><p>me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused</p><p>you to get sick. I will find another place to sit."</p><p></p><p>"It's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."</p><p></p><p>So the leper sits back down. But during the sixth inning, the</p><p>man begins to vomit again. This time it is projectile vomitus.</p><p>A powerful blast of beer and pretzels shoots out from the man's</p><p>mouth and nose until is stomach is completely emptied.</p><p></p><p>Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing</p><p>me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused</p><p>you to get sick. I will find another place to sit."</p><p></p><p>"Really, it's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."</p><p></p><p>So the leper sits back down. But during the seventh inning, the</p><p>man begins to vomit again. This time it is the dry heaves. The</p><p>leper feels absolutely awful at the sight of this man suffering.</p><p>And once again, the leper offers to leave.</p><p></p><p>But the man insists, "Really, it's NOT you."</p><p></p><p>So the leper asks, "Well if it's not me that is making you so sick,</p><p>that what is it?"</p><p></p><p>"It's that guy behind you. He keeps dipping his nachos in your back."</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">o0o0o0o0o0</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Definition Of The Perfect Husband</p><p></p><p>A guy who makes his wife's panties wet...</p><p>He does the laundry every week.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">o0o0o0o0o0</span></strong></p><p></p><p>And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never</p><p>know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.</p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>_____</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Q. What do blowjobs and flowers have in common?</p><p>A. After the first year they are only given on special occasions.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What can make you feel really good or be very annoying?</p><p>A woman's mouth!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">o0o0o0o0o0</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a</p><p>marriage counselor.</p><p></p><p>The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to</p><p>begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in</p><p>common."</p><p></p><p>The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks cocks."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3252239, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Leprosy[/COLOR][/B] A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are peeling and flaking off, and he's very concerned about grossing out the other fans. The leper wanders through the bleachers looking for a seat where his grotesque appearance won't disturb anyone else. Finally he finds an open seat where he might be able to watch the game. He asks the man in the adjoining seat if it would be okay to sit there. The man answers, "Yeah. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game." The leper sits down and adds, "As you can see, I have leprosy. If it disturbs you, I will move." "It doesn't bother me. Just shut up, and watch the game." A while later, during the fourth inning, the man suddenly vomits. Frothy beer, hot dogs, and peanuts are splattered everywhere. Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused you to get sick. I will find another place to sit." "It's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game." So the leper sits back down. But during the sixth inning, the man begins to vomit again. This time it is projectile vomitus. A powerful blast of beer and pretzels shoots out from the man's mouth and nose until is stomach is completely emptied. Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused you to get sick. I will find another place to sit." "Really, it's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game." So the leper sits back down. But during the seventh inning, the man begins to vomit again. This time it is the dry heaves. The leper feels absolutely awful at the sight of this man suffering. And once again, the leper offers to leave. But the man insists, "Really, it's NOT you." So the leper asks, "Well if it's not me that is making you so sick, that what is it?" "It's that guy behind you. He keeps dipping his nachos in your back." [B][COLOR="Red"]o0o0o0o0o0[/COLOR][/B] Definition Of The Perfect Husband A guy who makes his wife's panties wet... He does the laundry every week. [B][COLOR="Red"]o0o0o0o0o0[/COLOR][/B] And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. [COLOR="Red"][B]_____[/B][/COLOR] Q. What do blowjobs and flowers have in common? A. After the first year they are only given on special occasions. [B][COLOR="Red"]_____[/COLOR][/B] What can make you feel really good or be very annoying? A woman's mouth! [B][COLOR="Red"]o0o0o0o0o0[/COLOR][/B] A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor. The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common." The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks cocks." [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing TC4 18x8.5...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing ZE40 17x9jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing INGS TS06 18x8jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
Started by
david tao
Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
WTB Steering Wheel Adapter Hub / Boss Kit for 91 MR2
Dear all sifu, where can i get this item? I try to source at sunway, yet can't get till now... Can somebody give me some hints r? TQ
Air cond issue
Just got back from a 3 days work visit in JB, and there's an issue with my aircond:
During normal city driving or idling, the air cond works fine and cold. However, when I drive on the highway at constant high speed...
Yoshimura or Hayabusa Exhaust on Rotary
Who has seen or rather, has this experience before? how's the sound and performance like? Thanks
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
