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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3250556" data-attributes="member: 14320">AddictionBob visited his doctor, seeking help for histerrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiarwith his very compulsive patient, so recommended anunusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy."When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars,unwrap it, and stick it completely up your butt. Thenremove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others,in such a fashion as you can't tell which one it is. Theaversion is obvious, you won't dare smoke any of them,not knowing which is the treated cigar.""Thanks doc, I'll try it." And Bob did. But three weeks later hecame back and saw the doctor again."What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to beeffective even in the most addictive of cases, suchas yours is!" answered the doctor."Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer myaddiction," replied the Bob."What is that supposed to mean?" demanded the doctor."Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't goto sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my ass."~~~~~~~~A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wants avirgin bride. Since she was not, she went to a doctor toreconstruct her hymen. The doctor told her that would costaround $500, but there was another way that will cost only $50.The woman agreed to try the cheap way, paid the money, andthe doctor worked on her for several minutes.After the "first night", the woman came back to the doctorand told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood,everything was there. She asked him how he did it."I tied your pubic hair together," he answered.~~~~~~~~Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally,one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've beensitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!""I know," the other woman replied. "I heard it snoring...!"</blockquote>

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