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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3246117" data-attributes="member: 14320">Jacko's Q's & A'sQ: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?A: When the big hand touches the little hand.Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?A: "And Then He Touched Me."Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing."Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to playwith and the other you carry your groceries in.Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?A: He heard boy's pants were half off.Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?A: Michael Jackson's hand.Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?A: "Get out of my son!"Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?A: His other hand.Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?A: Throw him a buoy.Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house.Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new song?A: "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles."Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding havedecided to begin training racehorses together?A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonnaride all the three-year-olds.Q: Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?A: He doesn't mind reaching bottom.Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?A: Two 5 year olds.Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?A: Because they aren't his.Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?A: Foreplay.Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?A: From a catalog.Q: What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?A: Blowing his first nose.Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi.Q: What's black and comes in little white cans?A: Michael Jackson.Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?A: Michael Jackson.Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?A: They both play ball in the Minor League.Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.</blockquote>

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