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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3231146" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A man walks into his doctors. The doctor asks the man why he is there.</p><p>He replies, "It's my penis, I would like you to take a look at it."</p><p></p><p>The doctor says, "Very well then, if you get up onto the bed and get it</p><p>out I'll have a look for you."</p><p></p><p>The man jumps up onto the bed and produces a 12-incher from his</p><p>underpants. After about five minutes examining it, the bemused doctor</p><p>says, "I have to say, I can't see anything wrong with it."</p><p></p><p>To which the man replies, "I know, it's a fucking beauty, eh?!"</p><p></p><p>Bump: <strong>Perversions</strong></p><p></p><p>A guy walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. There</p><p>is a good looking girl sitting a couple of stools over, she</p><p>looks at him a gives him a wink. He scoots over and offers</p><p>her a drink, which she gratefully accepts. After a few mild</p><p>pleasantries of conversation, the young lady mentions she is</p><p>going through a divorce.</p><p></p><p>"You too huh?" says the man. Why are you getting a divorce?"</p><p></p><p>"My husband thinks I am too perverted." was her reply.</p><p></p><p>"What a coincidence, MY wife thinks I am too perverted!" he says</p><p>to her. "She says I am too kinky when it comes to sex..."</p><p></p><p>"Wow, my husband thinks the same of me, why don't we explore our</p><p>perversions together?"</p><p></p><p>He agrees, they finish their drinks and leave the bar. Knowing</p><p>neither can go to one anothers' house because of their estranged</p><p>spouses, they drive to a remote location where they can be alone.</p><p></p><p>The woman was becoming quite aroused about this time, and jumps</p><p>into the back seat, and takes off her clothes in anticipation of</p><p>what is to come...</p><p></p><p>"Please hurry baby, I want to get kinky with you!" she moans from</p><p>the back seat. She hears him fumble with his belt, then hears</p><p>his zipper come down, then finally his pants coming down.</p><p></p><p>Nearly beside herself, she is somewhat surprised when she hears</p><p>him pull his pants back up, then his zipper, then his belt</p><p>getting fastened.</p><p></p><p>"Hey, I thought we were going to explore our perversions here!"</p><p>she complained.</p><p></p><p>"We did!" he says, "I just shit in your purse!"</p><p></p><p>Bump: Have you heard of the Lorena Bobbit computer virus? It turns your Hard drive into a 3 1/2" floppy!</p><p></p><p>Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.</p><p>Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3231146, member: 14320"] A man walks into his doctors. The doctor asks the man why he is there. He replies, "It's my penis, I would like you to take a look at it." The doctor says, "Very well then, if you get up onto the bed and get it out I'll have a look for you." The man jumps up onto the bed and produces a 12-incher from his underpants. After about five minutes examining it, the bemused doctor says, "I have to say, I can't see anything wrong with it." To which the man replies, "I know, it's a fucking beauty, eh?!" Bump: [B]Perversions[/B] A guy walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. There is a good looking girl sitting a couple of stools over, she looks at him a gives him a wink. He scoots over and offers her a drink, which she gratefully accepts. After a few mild pleasantries of conversation, the young lady mentions she is going through a divorce. "You too huh?" says the man. Why are you getting a divorce?" "My husband thinks I am too perverted." was her reply. "What a coincidence, MY wife thinks I am too perverted!" he says to her. "She says I am too kinky when it comes to sex..." "Wow, my husband thinks the same of me, why don't we explore our perversions together?" He agrees, they finish their drinks and leave the bar. Knowing neither can go to one anothers' house because of their estranged spouses, they drive to a remote location where they can be alone. The woman was becoming quite aroused about this time, and jumps into the back seat, and takes off her clothes in anticipation of what is to come... "Please hurry baby, I want to get kinky with you!" she moans from the back seat. She hears him fumble with his belt, then hears his zipper come down, then finally his pants coming down. Nearly beside herself, she is somewhat surprised when she hears him pull his pants back up, then his zipper, then his belt getting fastened. "Hey, I thought we were going to explore our perversions here!" she complained. "We did!" he says, "I just shit in your purse!" Bump: Have you heard of the Lorena Bobbit computer virus? It turns your Hard drive into a 3 1/2" floppy! Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you? [/QUOTE]
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Dear Skyliners,
Some of our members did not joining us last week, why not we go genting from Ulu Yam ?
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