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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3221025" data-attributes="member: 14320">Don't believe in genieA couple was golfing one day on a Very Exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, do not knock out any windows. It will cost us a fortune to fix.”The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.The husband cringed and said, “I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let’s go up there, apologize and see how much it’s going to cost us.”They walked up and knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, “Come on in.”When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, “Are you the people that broke the window?”“Uh yeah, sorry about that” the husband replied.“No, actually I want to thank you. I am a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You have released me. I am allowed to grant three wishes - I will give you each one wish, and I will keep the last one for myself.” the genie said.“OK” the husband said. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.”“No problem-it is the least I can do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said looking at the wife.“I want a house in every country of the world” she said.“Consider it done.” the genie said.“And what is your wish, genie?” the husband said, “Well, since I have not had love with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.”The husband looks at the wife and said, “Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I would not mind.”The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was all over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and said, “How old is your husband anyway?”“35″ she said.“Really? And he still believes in genies !!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

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