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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3219306" data-attributes="member: 14320">Awful LimericksThere was a young maid from BelfastWho had trouble getting it pastThe warts and the scabsThat she got from the ladsWho wiped their tools on her arse._____Two dykes got to speaking one dayAbout their preferred form of playOne said "Isn't the huntFor a nice juicy cuntFar better than your average lay."_____A fair maid from Cairo called NurWas thought incredibly pureTill we saw her great stuntTo ram up her cuntA ton and a half of manure._____A dwarf on vacation in CreteSaid "I am terribly anxious to meetA young lady of leisureWho'd allow me to pleasureThe hairs on her twat with my feet."_____A horny young lady named LilFucked a dynamite stick for a thrill.They found her vaginaIn North CarolinaAnd bits of her tits in Brazil._____"Mirror Mirror, On the wall,Who's the sexiest of them all?"The mirror sighed, and with a gruntsaid "Well, it ain't you!, You ugly cunt !"_____There was a young man from Mauritius,Who said 'That fuck was delicious'But the next time I cum,It will be up your bum,Coz that scab on your cunt looks suspicious!!_____There was a young girl named SapphireWho succumbed to her lover's desire.She said, "It's a sin,but now that it's in,Could you shove it a few inches higher?"_____My dick is big, her arse is tight I poked her anus with delight but halfway there I hit a bump the bitch forgot to take a dump _____There once was a man named Dave,who kept a dead whore in a cave,she had only one tit,and smelled worse than shit,but think of the money Dave saved._____There once was a man from Yorkwho picked his nose with a forkwhen it got stuckhe cried "I don't give a fuck"and walked around looking like a dork.</blockquote>

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Hi Guys any Idea/Advice on Tire n Rim???????????

Hi guys.

.I'm getting my new CITY soon. :burnout:

.don't know which RIMS suits it best...any ideas????
Any Reco on tires Brand..Getting 205/45/16...both good in dry n Wet..normally drive around 110-130KM/H during...

rim paint

anyone knows which shop got repaint sport rim this kinda service. workmanship must be superb. KL or Klang valley area

What Car? July 2007

just thought i contribute

found out more reliable than 3 series, c-class, 5 series and e-class

JD Power 2007 survey from magazine

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