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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3184265" data-attributes="member: 14320">GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:Name:__________________ Stage name:____________________Agent:_________________ Attorney:______________________Therapist name:_________________Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male___formerly female ____both*If female, indicate breast implant size: _______Will the size of your implants hinder your ability tosafely operate a motor vehicle in any way?Yes___ No ___Please list brand of cell phone: ________.*If you don't own a cell phone,please explain:________________________Please check hair color:Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum BlondeTeenagers: [ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [ ]Blue [ ] SkinheadPlease check activities you perform while driving:(Check all that apply)[ ] Eating[ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee[ ] Applying make-up[ ] Shaving (male or female)[ ] Talking on the phone[ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs[ ] Tanning[X] Snorting cocaine (already checked for yourconvenience)[ ] Watching TV[ ] Reading Variety[ ] Surfing the net via laptop[ ] Discharging firearms / ReloadingPlease indicate how many times you expect to:a) shoot at other drivers _____b) be shot at while driving _____If you are the victim of a carjacking, you shouldimmediately:a) Call the police to report the crime.b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then watchyour car on the news in a high-speed chase.c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit againstcellular phone company for 911 call not going through.d) Call your therapist.In the event of an earthquake, you should :a) stop your car.b) keep driving and hope for the best.c) immediately use your cell phone to call all lovedones.d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage forChannel 9.In the instance of rain, you should:a) never drive over 5 MPH.b) drive twice as fast as usual.c) you're not sure what "rain" is.Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week:______.Are you presently taking any of the followingmedications?a) Prozacb) Zoviraxc) Lithiumd) Zanaxe) Valiumf) Zoloftg) All of the aboveh) None of the above*If none, please explain: __________________.Length of daily commute:a) Less than 1 hourb) 1 hourc) 2 hoursd) 3 hourse) 4 hours or more* If less than 1 hour, please explain:________________.When stopped by police, you should:a) pull over and have your driver's license andinsurance form ready.b) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the405 Freeway.c) have your video camera ready and provoke them toattack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit.When turning, you should always signal your intentions by:a) using your directional signals.b) what is a "directional signal"?Which part of your car will wear out most often?a) the wiper bladesb) the beltsc) the hornAutomatic door locks are good for:a) securityb) conveniencec) messing with the heads of people trying to get inThe "bright" setting on your headlights is for:a) dark, poorly lit roadsb) flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the wayc) revenge!Your rear view mirror is for:a) watching for approaching carsb) watching for approaching police carsc) checking your hair</blockquote>