Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3179274" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Who is the Boss?</strong></p><p></p><p>When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.</p><p></p><p>The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."</p><p></p><p>The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."</p><p></p><p>The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."</p><p></p><p>And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.</p><p></p><p>All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.</p><p></p><p>So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.</p><p></p><p>Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.</p><p></p><p>Eventually they all decided that asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.</p><p></p><p>All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Management Lesson:</p><p></p><p>You don't need brains to be a Boss - Any Asshole will do.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3179274, member: 14320"] [B]Who is the Boss?[/B] When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit! Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - Any Asshole will do. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing TC4 18x8.5...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing ZE40 17x9jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing INGS TS06 18x8jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
Started by
david tao
Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
I need info about Evo + swap 1jz
Hello
Today, my friends sent me a pictures about swap rare.
Evo + 1jzgte vvti
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2730/img20130404wa000.jpg
So i was researching about it, so i can't found any...
Emanage Ultimate
Hi,
I was wondering if any of you have experience with the Emanage Ultimate in your car, specifically on R34 w/ RB25DET engine. Mind sharing your thoughts (pros/cons)?
Also, if you are not using either PFC or...
Looking for REVO Chip Stage 1, Milltek Exhaust, KW V1 Coilover
Can anyone tell me where to look for and how much does it cost for the REVO Chip Stage 1, Milltek Exhaust, KW V1 Coilover for Audi A4 B7 2.0T
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...