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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3172815" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>IN HONOR OF STUPID PEOPLE....</strong></p><p></p><p>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through</p><p>stupidity, here are more actual label instructions on consumer goods.</p><p></p><p>On a Sears hairdryer</p><p>"Do not use while sleeping."</p><p>(But I just don't have time when I'm awake!)</p><p></p><p>On a bag of Fritos</p><p>"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."</p><p>(The shoplifter special?)</p><p></p><p>On a bar of Dial soap</p><p>"Directions: Use like regular soap."</p><p>(As opposed to....)</p><p></p><p>On some Swanson frozen dinners</p><p>"Serving suggestion: Defrost."</p><p>(But, it's just a suggestion.)</p><p></p><p>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom)</p><p>"Do not turn upside down."</p><p>(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)</p><p></p><p>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding</p><p>"Product will be hot after heating."</p><p>(And you thought?)</p><p></p><p>On an auto sun screen</p><p>"Do not cover windshield while driving."</p><p>(Where's the challenge?)</p><p></p><p>On packaging for a Rowenta iron</p><p>"Do not iron clothes on body."</p><p>(But wouldn't this save me time?)</p><p></p><p>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine</p><p>"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this</p><p>medication."</p><p>(Yeah, you tell a 5 year-old he can't drive.)</p><p></p><p>On Nytol Sleep Aid</p><p>"Warning: May cause drowsiness."</p><p>(There goes my whole night!)</p><p></p><p>On most brands of Christmas lights</p><p>"For indoor or outdoor use only."</p><p>(As opposed to....)</p><p></p><p>On a Japanese food processor</p><p>"Not to be used for the other use."</p><p>(Now, somebody out there, help me on this.)</p><p></p><p>On Sainsbury's peanuts</p><p>"Warning: contains nuts."</p><p>(Duh)</p><p></p><p>On an American Airlines packet of nuts</p><p>"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."</p><p>(Then use Dial soap like regular soap.)</p><p></p><p>On a laser pointer</p><p>"Do not look directly into laser with remaining eye."</p><p>(Why didn't I read that first?)</p><p></p><p>On a child's Superman costume</p><p>"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."</p><p>(That's gotta be false advertising.)</p><p></p><p>On a Swedish chainsaw</p><p>"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."</p><p>(Hands, I can understand... but genitals?! It takes a REAL man!)</p><p></p><p></p><p>Excuse me, I've got to go out and get me a Swedish chainsaw....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3172815, member: 14320"] [B]IN HONOR OF STUPID PEOPLE....[/B] In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are more actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer "Do not use while sleeping." (But I just don't have time when I'm awake!) On a bag of Fritos "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap "Directions: Use like regular soap." (As opposed to....) On some Swanson frozen dinners "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought?) On an auto sun screen "Do not cover windshield while driving." (Where's the challenge?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah, you tell a 5 year-old he can't drive.) On Nytol Sleep Aid "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (There goes my whole night!) On most brands of Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to....) On a Japanese food processor "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this.) On Sainsbury's peanuts "Warning: contains nuts." (Duh) On an American Airlines packet of nuts "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Then use Dial soap like regular soap.) On a laser pointer "Do not look directly into laser with remaining eye." (Why didn't I read that first?) On a child's Superman costume "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (That's gotta be false advertising.) On a Swedish chainsaw "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Hands, I can understand... but genitals?! It takes a REAL man!) Excuse me, I've got to go out and get me a Swedish chainsaw.... [/QUOTE]
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