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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3169837" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Ladies will hate this (sorry)</strong></p><p></p><p>Q) What is the difference between</p><p>women and puppies?</p><p></p><p>A: Puppies grow up.</p><p></p><p>________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Q) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?</p><p></p><p>A): Because they are...</p><p></p><p>______________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Q) What do women have in common</p><p>with ceramic tiles?</p><p></p><p>A): Fix them properly once and you can walk</p><p>all over them forever.</p><p></p><p>__________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Q) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,</p><p>which one would hit the ground first?</p><p></p><p>A): Who cares?????.. ...</p><p>_________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Q) What did God say after he created woman?</p><p></p><p>A): I can do better than this! And then he created man</p><p></p><p>________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Q) What's the difference between an intelligent</p><p>woman & a UFO ?</p><p></p><p>A):I don't know, I've never seen either.</p><p></p><p>__________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Q) What are two reasons why women</p><p>don't mind their own business?</p><p></p><p>A): i) no mind ii) no business</p><p></p><p>_______________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Q) What makes women chase men when</p><p>they have no intention of marrying?</p><p></p><p>A): The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles</p><p>when they have no intention of driving .</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3169837, member: 14320"] [B]Ladies will hate this (sorry)[/B] Q) What is the difference between women and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. ________________________________________________________ Q) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? A): Because they are... ______________________________________________________ Q) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? A): Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. __________________________________________________________ Q) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A): Who cares?????.. ... _________________________________________________________ Q) What did God say after he created woman? A): I can do better than this! And then he created man ________________________________________________________ Q) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ? A):I don't know, I've never seen either. __________________________________________________________ Q) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? A): i) no mind ii) no business _______________________________________________________ Q) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying? A): The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving . [/QUOTE]
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