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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3164871" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Whacky Dirty Dafinitions:</strong></p><p><strong>Volumn 1</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>OVEN STUFFED ROASTER</p><p>1. Type of chicken that is usually seasoned and baked for an extended</p><p>period.</p><p></p><p>2. The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of your</p><p>partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is</p><p>more effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK).</p><p></p><p></p><p>HIGH DIVE: /hi-div/</p><p>1. Act of jumping out of a plane and free falling toward earth at</p><p>early 200 mph.</p><p></p><p>2. The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of your partner's</p><p>hole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best used in</p><p>Corn Hole technique, but dangerous.</p><p></p><p></p><p>SHOP-VAC: /shop vak/</p><p>1. An industrial vacuum cleaner able to pick up large quantities of</p><p>material and liquids.</p><p></p><p>2. Sexual equivalent. The act of making a girl inhale your hog from</p><p>behind while you're "pulling the V" (see FRUIT BASKET, SILENCE OF THE</p><p>LAMBS).</p><p></p><p></p><p>TEA-BAG: /tee bagg/</p><p>1. A sack like structure containing flavored leaves that is attached</p><p>to a string and dangled in water to give it flavor.</p><p></p><p>2. A sack-like structure containing my fat balls that is attached to</p><p>my massive unit and is stuffed into the mouths of young girls to make</p><p>them make a "wamuphm" like noise.</p><p>3. v. Tea-bag(ing) the act of stuffing them with the sack filled with my</p><p>fat balls.</p><p></p><p>ARABIAN GOGGLES /a-RA-be-an GAU-gals/</p><p>1. Eyeglasses originating from the Middle Eastern region of the</p><p>world; specially designed with hooded sides to protect the desert camel</p><p>diver in extreme sand and wind storms common to the area.</p><p></p><p>2. A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel</p><p>is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the</p><p>balls in said gogglee's eye sockets.</p><p></p><p>SAMOAN PILE DRIVER: /suh-MOan Pyl-dryver/</p><p>1. A virility dance practiced throughout Samoan tribes in the Ganges</p><p>River Basin.</p><p>2. A large crane-like machine used to extract diamonds from the</p><p>Samoan Diamond Mines of Carnutspa.</p><p>3. A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed</p><p>are perpendicular but she is upside down (See also FLOAT VALVE). The</p><p>practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his</p><p>shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This</p><p>process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay, goony, goony,</p><p>goony...ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!" Repeat and rinse.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3164871, member: 14320"] [B]Whacky Dirty Dafinitions: Volumn 1[/B] OVEN STUFFED ROASTER 1. Type of chicken that is usually seasoned and baked for an extended period. 2. The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is more effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK). HIGH DIVE: /hi-div/ 1. Act of jumping out of a plane and free falling toward earth at early 200 mph. 2. The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of your partner's hole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best used in Corn Hole technique, but dangerous. SHOP-VAC: /shop vak/ 1. An industrial vacuum cleaner able to pick up large quantities of material and liquids. 2. Sexual equivalent. The act of making a girl inhale your hog from behind while you're "pulling the V" (see FRUIT BASKET, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS). TEA-BAG: /tee bagg/ 1. A sack like structure containing flavored leaves that is attached to a string and dangled in water to give it flavor. 2. A sack-like structure containing my fat balls that is attached to my massive unit and is stuffed into the mouths of young girls to make them make a "wamuphm" like noise. 3. v. Tea-bag(ing) the act of stuffing them with the sack filled with my fat balls. ARABIAN GOGGLES /a-RA-be-an GAU-gals/ 1. Eyeglasses originating from the Middle Eastern region of the world; specially designed with hooded sides to protect the desert camel diver in extreme sand and wind storms common to the area. 2. A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in said gogglee's eye sockets. SAMOAN PILE DRIVER: /suh-MOan Pyl-dryver/ 1. A virility dance practiced throughout Samoan tribes in the Ganges River Basin. 2. A large crane-like machine used to extract diamonds from the Samoan Diamond Mines of Carnutspa. 3. A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (See also FLOAT VALVE). The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay, goony, goony, goony...ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!" Repeat and rinse. [/QUOTE]
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