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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3156742" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong> I OWE MY MOTHER</strong></p><p></p><p>1. <strong><u>My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.</u></strong></p><p>"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."</p><p></p><p>2. <strong><u>My mother taught me RELIGION.</u></strong></p><p>"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."</p><p></p><p>3. <strong><u>My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL</u></strong>.</p><p>"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"</p><p></p><p>4. <strong><u>My mother taught me LOGIC.</u></strong></p><p>" Because I said so, ! that's why."</p><p></p><p>5. <strong><u>My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.</u></strong></p><p>"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."</p><p></p><p>6. <strong><u>My mother taught me FORESIGHT.</u></strong></p><p>"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."</p><p></p><p>7. <strong><u>My mother taught me IRONY</u></strong></p><p>"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."</p><p></p><p>8. <strong><u>My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.</u></strong></p><p>"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."</p><p></p><p>9. <strong><u>My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.</u></strong></p><p>"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"</p><p></p><p>10. <strong><u>My mother taught me about STAMINA.</u></strong></p><p>"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."</p><p></p><p>11. <strong><u>My mother taught me about WEATHER.</u></strong></p><p>"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."</p><p></p><p>12. <strong><u>My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.</u></strong></p><p>"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"</p><p></p><p>13. <strong><u>My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.</u></strong></p><p>"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."</p><p></p><p>14. <strong><u>My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.</u></strong></p><p>"Stop acting like your father!"</p><p></p><p>15. <strong><u>My mother taught me about ENVY.</u></strong></p><p>"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."</p><p></p><p>16. <strong><u>My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.</u></strong></p><p>"Just wait until we get home."</p><p></p><p>17. <strong><u>My mother taught me about RECEIVING.</u></strong></p><p>"You are going to get it when you get home!"</p><p></p><p>18. <strong><u>My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.</u></strong></p><p>"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."</p><p></p><p>19. <strong><u>My mother taught me ESP.</u></strong></p><p>"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"</p><p></p><p>20. <strong><u>My mother taught me HUMOR.</u></strong></p><p>"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."</p><p></p><p>21. <strong><u>My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.</u></strong></p><p>"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."</p><p></p><p>22. <strong><u>My mother taught me GENETICS.</u></strong></p><p>"You're just like your father."</p><p></p><p>23. <strong><u>My mother taught me about my ROOTS.</u></strong></p><p>"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"</p><p></p><p>24. <strong><u>My mother taught me WISDOM</u></strong>.</p><p>"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."</p><p></p><p>25. And my favorite: <strong><u>My mother taught me about JUSTICE.</u></strong></p><p>"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3156742, member: 14320"] [B] I OWE MY MOTHER[/B] 1. [B][U]My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.[/U][/B] "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. [B][U]My mother taught me RELIGION.[/U][/B] "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. [B][U]My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL[/U][/B]. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. [B][U]My mother taught me LOGIC.[/U][/B] " Because I said so, ! that's why." 5. [B][U]My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.[/U][/B] "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. [B][U]My mother taught me FORESIGHT.[/U][/B] "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. [B][U]My mother taught me IRONY[/U][/B] "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. [B][U]My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.[/U][/B] "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. [B][U]My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.[/U][/B] "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. [B][U]My mother taught me about STAMINA.[/U][/B] "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. [B][U]My mother taught me about WEATHER.[/U][/B] "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. [B][U]My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.[/U][/B] "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. [B][U]My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.[/U][/B] "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. [B][U]My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.[/U][/B] "Stop acting like your father!" 15. [B][U]My mother taught me about ENVY.[/U][/B] "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. [B][U]My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.[/U][/B] "Just wait until we get home." 17. [B][U]My mother taught me about RECEIVING.[/U][/B] "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. [B][U]My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.[/U][/B] "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. [B][U]My mother taught me ESP.[/U][/B] "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. [B][U]My mother taught me HUMOR.[/U][/B] "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. [B][U]My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.[/U][/B] "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. [B][U]My mother taught me GENETICS.[/U][/B] "You're just like your father." 23. [B][U]My mother taught me about my ROOTS.[/U][/B] "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. [B][U]My mother taught me WISDOM[/U][/B]. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: [B][U]My mother taught me about JUSTICE.[/U][/B] "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" [/QUOTE]
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