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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3147674" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>It's all about Wives</strong></p><p></p><p>My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.</p><p></p><p></p><p>************</p><p></p><p></p><p>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.</p><p></p><p></p><p>************</p><p></p><p></p><p>A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.</p><p></p><p></p><p>************</p><p></p><p></p><p>I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."</p><p></p><p>I asked her, "Where's the car?"</p><p></p><p>She replied, "In the lake."</p><p></p><p></p><p>************</p><p></p><p></p><p>The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.</p><p></p><p></p><p>************</p><p></p><p></p><p>I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.</p><p></p><p></p><p>************</p><p></p><p></p><p>My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.</p><p></p><p>So I got myself two girlfriends.</p><p></p><p></p><p>************</p><p></p><p></p><p>Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.</p><p></p><p></p><p>************</p><p></p><p></p><p>A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"</p><p></p><p>The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."</p><p></p><p></p><p>************</p><p></p><p></p><p>A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."</p><p></p><p>The next day he received a hundred letters.</p><p></p><p>They all said the same: "You can have mine."</p><p></p><p></p><p>*************</p><p></p><p></p><p>It's not true that married men live longer than single men.</p><p></p><p>It only seems longer.</p><p></p><p></p><p>*************</p><p></p><p></p><p>Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.</p><p></p><p></p><p>*************</p><p></p><p></p><p>A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.</p><p></p><p>The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."</p><p></p><p></p><p>**************</p><p></p><p></p><p>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.</p><p></p><p></p><p>**************</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3147674, member: 14320"] [B]It's all about Wives[/B] My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. ************ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ************ A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ************ I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake." ************ The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ************ I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. ************ My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends. ************ Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. ************ A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." ************ A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine." ************* It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. ************* Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. ************* A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead." ************** The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ************** [/QUOTE]
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