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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3133210" data-attributes="member: 14320">Ladies Verses Real WomenLadies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's stillcooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excesssalt for an instant "fix-me-up."Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's toodamn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I madeit and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."_____Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it onyour forehead. The throbbing will go away.Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. Youmight still have the headache, but who cares?_____Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar coneto prevent ice cream drips.Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with yourfeet up, eating it anyway._____Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag withthe potatoes.Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry forup to a year._____Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use abit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white messon the inside of the cake.Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you._____Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking toyield a beautiful glossy finish.Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushingegg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it._____Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latexdishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes openingjars easy.Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it._____And finally the most important tip!.....Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubesfor future use in casseroles and sauces.Real Women - Leftover wine??</blockquote>