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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3111312" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Why Vibrator Are Better Than Real Sex</strong></p><p></p><p>Vibrators don't have problems with gas ...</p><p>Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer!</p><p></p><p>We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want</p><p>without being called a slut.</p><p></p><p>Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries</p><p>when it tires.</p><p></p><p>Position is your choice ... not his.</p><p></p><p>You don't have to suck it.</p><p></p><p>It works "while" the sports games are on.</p><p></p><p>It always is hard.</p><p></p><p>It doesn't leave a mess behind.</p><p></p><p>You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.</p><p></p><p>It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.</p><p></p><p>You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.</p><p></p><p>They don't get tired after the first time.</p><p></p><p>They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the</p><p>mood.</p><p></p><p>You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had!</p><p></p><p>Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate.</p><p></p><p>Safe sex without a rubber.</p><p></p><p>Vibrators last as long as YOU want them to last.</p><p></p><p>As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going</p><p>and going and going!</p><p></p><p>Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times!</p><p></p><p>Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime anywhere you want!!</p><p></p><p>They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.</p><p></p><p>It doesn't leave a wet spot.</p><p></p><p>It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard and it has no</p><p>problem finding the "g spot."</p><p></p><p>You know exactly where its been.</p><p></p><p>You don't have to stroke its ego.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3111312, member: 14320"] [B]Why Vibrator Are Better Than Real Sex[/B] Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer! We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut. Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires. Position is your choice ... not his. You don't have to suck it. It works "while" the sports games are on. It always is hard. It doesn't leave a mess behind. You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home. They don't get tired after the first time. They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood. You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had! Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate. Safe sex without a rubber. Vibrators last as long as YOU want them to last. As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going and going and going! Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times! Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime anywhere you want!! They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you. It doesn't leave a wet spot. It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard and it has no problem finding the "g spot." You know exactly where its been. You don't have to stroke its ego. [/QUOTE]
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