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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3102575" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Honk For Jesus</strong></p><p></p><p>The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and</p><p>saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was</p><p>feeling particularly sassy that day after coming from an</p><p>exhilarating choir performance, so I bought the sticker and</p><p>put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did! What an</p><p>uplifting experience that followed!</p><p></p><p>I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just</p><p>thinking about how wonderful the Lord is and I didn't</p><p>notice that the light had changed. It's a good thing</p><p>someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I</p><p>never would have noticed the light! I found that LOTS of</p><p>people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy</p><p>behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out</p><p>of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO!</p><p>Jesus Christ, GO!"</p><p></p><p>What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone</p><p>started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started</p><p>waving and smiling at all those lovely people. I even</p><p>honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must</p><p>have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him</p><p>yelling something about a "sunny beach".</p><p></p><p>I saw another gentleman waving in a funny way with only his</p><p>middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage</p><p>grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it</p><p>was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well,</p><p>I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the</p><p>window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson</p><p>burst out laughing...why, even he was enjoying this</p><p>religious experience!</p><p></p><p>A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the</p><p>moment that they got out of their cars and started walking</p><p>towards me. I bet they wanted to ask me what church I</p><p>attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.</p><p></p><p>So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers and drove on</p><p>through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that</p><p>got through before the light changed again and I felt kind</p><p>of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had</p><p>shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window</p><p>and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time</p><p>as I drove away.</p><p></p><p>Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! --Grandma</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3102575, member: 14320"] [B]Honk For Jesus[/B] The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day after coming from an exhilarating choir performance, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just thinking about how wonderful the Lord is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It's a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I never would have noticed the light! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all those lovely people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach". I saw another gentleman waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing...why, even he was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to ask me what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! --Grandma [/QUOTE]
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