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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3077408" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns</p><p>to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to</p><p>do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn</p><p>the headlights off before get to the driveway. I shut off</p><p>the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off</p><p>before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get</p><p>undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and</p><p>pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into</p><p>bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying</p><p>out so late!"</p><p></p><p>His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously</p><p>taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway,</p><p>slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the</p><p>closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout,</p><p>"WHO'S HORNY?" and she acts like she is asleep every time!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3077408, member: 14320"] Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY?" and she acts like she is asleep every time!! [/QUOTE]
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