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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3075416" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>There once was a girl from Nantucket.</p><p>Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.</p><p>she said with a grin,</p><p>wipe that cum from your chin.</p><p>I told you it's my job to suck it!</p><p>-----</p><p>There was a young rector of Kings</p><p>Whose mind was on heavenly things,</p><p>But his heart was on fire</p><p>For a boy in the choir</p><p>Whose ass was like jelly on springs.</p><p>-----</p><p>There was a young lady of Wheeling</p><p>Who professed to lack sexual feeling.</p><p>But a cynic named Boris</p><p>Just touched her clitoris,</p><p>And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.</p><p>-----</p><p>The nipples of Sarah Sarong,</p><p>When excited, were twelve inches long.</p><p>This embarrassed her lover</p><p>Who was pained to discover</p><p>She expected no less of his dong.</p><p>-----</p><p>Two lesbians north of the town</p><p>Made sixty-nine love on the ground.</p><p>Their unbridled lust</p><p>Leaked out in the dust</p><p>And made so much mud that they drowned.</p><p>-----</p><p>There was a young man of Khartoum</p><p>Who lured a poor girl to her doom.</p><p>He not only fucked her,</p><p>But buggered and sucked her,</p><p>And left her to pay for the room.</p><p>-----</p><p>There was an old maid from Camelot,</p><p>Who survived on frog shit and snot,</p><p>When she grew tired of these,</p><p>She'd eat the green cheese,</p><p>That she scraped from the sides of her twat.</p><p>-----</p><p>There once was a lady named Dot</p><p>Who lived off of pigshit and snot.</p><p>When she ran out of these</p><p>She ate the green cheese</p><p>That she grew on the sides of her twat.</p><p>-----</p><p>There was an old whore from the Azores,</p><p>Who's cunt was so covered with sores,</p><p>That the dogs in the street,</p><p>Wouldn't eat the green meat,</p><p>That hung from festoons in her drawers.</p><p>-----</p><p>There once was a woman named Jess</p><p>Bisexual, she would confess</p><p>She loved a good dick</p><p>but pussy she'd lick</p><p>and leave both a wet gooey mess</p><p>-----</p><p>There was an old man of the port</p><p>Whose prick was remarkably short.</p><p>When he got into bed,</p><p>The old woman said,</p><p>"This isn't a prick; it's a wart!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3075416, member: 14320"] There once was a girl from Nantucket. Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it. she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. I told you it's my job to suck it! ----- There was a young rector of Kings Whose mind was on heavenly things, But his heart was on fire For a boy in the choir Whose ass was like jelly on springs. ----- There was a young lady of Wheeling Who professed to lack sexual feeling. But a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris, And she had to be scraped off the ceiling. ----- The nipples of Sarah Sarong, When excited, were twelve inches long. This embarrassed her lover Who was pained to discover She expected no less of his dong. ----- Two lesbians north of the town Made sixty-nine love on the ground. Their unbridled lust Leaked out in the dust And made so much mud that they drowned. ----- There was a young man of Khartoum Who lured a poor girl to her doom. He not only fucked her, But buggered and sucked her, And left her to pay for the room. ----- There was an old maid from Camelot, Who survived on frog shit and snot, When she grew tired of these, She'd eat the green cheese, That she scraped from the sides of her twat. ----- There once was a lady named Dot Who lived off of pigshit and snot. When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese That she grew on the sides of her twat. ----- There was an old whore from the Azores, Who's cunt was so covered with sores, That the dogs in the street, Wouldn't eat the green meat, That hung from festoons in her drawers. ----- There once was a woman named Jess Bisexual, she would confess She loved a good dick but pussy she'd lick and leave both a wet gooey mess ----- There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably short. When he got into bed, The old woman said, "This isn't a prick; it's a wart!" [/QUOTE]
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