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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3072385" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Gentlemen Quiz</strong> </p><p></p><p>Want to know if you're, or someone you know is a gentleman?</p><p></p><p>1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as:</p><p>a) Lovemaking</p><p>b) Screwing</p><p>c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town</p><p></p><p>2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:</p><p>a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship</p><p>b) Your blood-test results</p><p>c) Five tequila slammers</p><p></p><p>3. You time your orgasm so that:</p><p>a) Your partner climaxes first</p><p>b) You both climax simultaneously</p><p>c) You don't miss SportsCenter</p><p></p><p>4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:</p><p>a) Healthy, creative love-play</p><p>b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to</p><p>c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about</p><p></p><p>5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:</p><p>a) The best part of the experience</p><p>b) The second best part of the experience</p><p>c) $100 extra</p><p></p><p>6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:</p><p>a) No concern of yours</p><p>b) Not a problem - she can join your gym</p><p>c) A conservative estimate</p><p></p><p>7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:</p><p>a) A myth</p><p>b) An oxymoron</p><p>c) A moron</p><p></p><p>8. Foreplay is to sex as:</p><p>a) Appetizer is to entree</p><p>b) Priming is to painting</p><p>c) A queue is to an amusement park ride</p><p></p><p>9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?</p><p>a) "I hope we can still be friends."</p><p>b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."</p><p>c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."</p><p></p><p>10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:</p><p>a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy</p><p>b) Is uptight and a waste of time</p><p>c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place</p><p></p><p></p><p>If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.</p><p></p><p>If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.</p><p></p><p>If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3072385, member: 14320"] [B]Gentlemen Quiz[/B] Want to know if you're, or someone you know is a gentleman? 1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) Your blood-test results c) Five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) Your partner climaxes first b) You both climax simultaneously c) You don't miss SportsCenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) Healthy, creative love-play b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) The best part of the experience b) The second best part of the experience c) $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is: a) No concern of yours b) Not a problem - she can join your gym c) A conservative estimate 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: a) A myth b) An oxymoron c) A moron 8. Foreplay is to sex as: a) Appetizer is to entree b) Priming is to painting c) A queue is to an amusement park ride 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? a) "I hope we can still be friends." b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...." c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You." 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy b) Is uptight and a waste of time c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man. If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused. If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking. [/QUOTE]
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