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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3044132" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>More Cool Pickup Lines</strong></p><p></p><p>105. Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.</p><p>106. Would you like to see me naked??</p><p>107. Do you like chicken? Suck this it's foul!</p><p>108. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch!</p><p>109. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.</p><p>110. Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?</p><p>111. Do you spit or swallow?</p><p>112. So....How am I doin'?</p><p>113. I would give you a piece of my mind but I have much more of something else.</p><p>114. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.</p><p>115. I would kill or die to make love with you.</p><p>116. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.</p><p>117. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.</p><p>118. Hey baby, let's go make some babies.</p><p>119. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.</p><p>120. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.</p><p>121. All those curves, and me with no brakes.</p><p>122. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.</p><p>123. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK</p><p>124. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.</p><p>125. I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?</p><p>126. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.</p><p>127. Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot!</p><p>128. Do you come here often?</p><p>129. Where do you live?</p><p>130. Hi. I'm Big Brother. I've been watching you...</p><p>131. Where have you been all my life?</p><p>132. Would you like to join me in the Bahamas next week?</p><p>133. Think you can dance in those shoes?</p><p>134. (Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."</p><p>135. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."</p><p>136. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?</p><p>137. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.</p><p>138. I know a great way to burn off the 300 calories in that pastry you just ate.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3044132, member: 14320"] [B]More Cool Pickup Lines[/B] 105. Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. 106. Would you like to see me naked?? 107. Do you like chicken? Suck this it's foul! 108. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch! 109. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. 110. Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better? 111. Do you spit or swallow? 112. So....How am I doin'? 113. I would give you a piece of my mind but I have much more of something else. 114. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. 115. I would kill or die to make love with you. 116. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 117. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 118. Hey baby, let's go make some babies. 119. I wanna floss with your pubic hair. 120. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 121. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 122. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 123. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK 124. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. 125. I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality? 126. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. 127. Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot! 128. Do you come here often? 129. Where do you live? 130. Hi. I'm Big Brother. I've been watching you... 131. Where have you been all my life? 132. Would you like to join me in the Bahamas next week? 133. Think you can dance in those shoes? 134. (Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it." 135. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you." 136. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? 137. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. 138. I know a great way to burn off the 300 calories in that pastry you just ate. [/QUOTE]
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