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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3038315" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Guys You've Met In The Men's Room</strong></p><p></p><p>Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.</p><p></p><p>Sociable - Joins friends and pisses whether he has to or not, figures it</p><p>doesn't cost anything.</p><p></p><p>Cross-eyed - Looks in the urinal on the left, pisses in the middle, and</p><p>flushes the one on the right.</p><p></p><p>Timid - Can't piss if someone is watching. Flushes and comes back later.</p><p></p><p>Indifferent - All urinals are being used, pisses in sink.</p><p></p><p>Clever - Look Ma, no hands! Fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor.</p><p></p><p>Worried - Not sure if he has been in lately, stops in for a quick check.</p><p></p><p>Frivolous - Plays stream up, down, and across urinals, tries to hit a</p><p>bug on the wall.</p><p></p><p>Childish - Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see it</p><p>bubble.</p><p></p><p>Absent-minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.</p><p></p><p>Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows guy in</p><p>next stall will get blamed.</p><p></p><p>Patient - Stands very close for a long time waiting, reads a newspaper</p><p>with his free hand.</p><p></p><p>Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.</p><p></p><p>Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.</p><p></p><p>Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.</p><p></p><p>Fat - Backs up and takes long shot at urinal, pisses on his shoe.</p><p></p><p>Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.</p><p></p><p>Disgruntled - Stands waiting for a long time, gives up, walks away.</p><p></p><p>Conceited - Holds two inch dick like baseball bat.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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