Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3037666" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Software engineer and his wife</strong></p><p></p><p>Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.</p><p></p><p>Wife - would you like to have some snacks?</p><p>Husband - hard disk full.</p><p></p><p>Wife - have you brought the saree.</p><p>Husband - Bad command or file name.</p><p></p><p>Wife - but I told you about it in morning</p><p>Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.</p><p></p><p>Wife - forget it where's your salary.</p><p>Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.</p><p></p><p>Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.</p><p>Husband - sharing violation, access denied.</p><p></p><p>Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.</p><p>Husband - data type mismatch.</p><p></p><p>Wife - you are useless.</p><p>Husband - by default.</p><p></p><p>Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?</p><p>Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.</p><p></p><p>Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?</p><p>Husband - the only user with write permission.</p><p></p><p>Wife - what is my value in your life?</p><p>Husband - unknown virus detected.</p><p></p><p>Wife - do you love me or your computer?</p><p>Husband - Too many parameters.</p><p></p><p>Wife - I will go to my dad's house.</p><p>Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.</p><p></p><p>Wife - I will leave you forever.</p><p>Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.</p><p></p><p>Wife - it is worthless talking to you.</p><p>Husband - shut down the computer.</p><p></p><p>Wife - I am going</p><p>Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3037666, member: 14320"] [B]Software engineer and his wife[/B] Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - forget it where's your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. Husband - sharing violation, access denied. Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - data type mismatch. Wife - you are useless. Husband - by default. Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - the only user with write permission. Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected. Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters. Wife - I will go to my dad's house. Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close. Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Husband - shut down the computer. Wife - I am going Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37SL Black Edition...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda city JSracing gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fd ~car spray(Ferrari red)
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda jazz fit gk flrs body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 ~M5 front skirt lip with glossy black
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Kia Forte gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 front skirt lip
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton Saga VVT Evo Front Bonnet Hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua bezza gear up body kit/spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 ~M5 front bumper set ~M5 kidney grille...
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Issues with greddy profec oled boost controller and turbosmart ultragate wastegate
Hi all sifus,
I have 3sgte engine running with upgraded custom turbo fins with ball bearing in stock housing. Also installed the wastegate rated at 10psi. Ever since the upgrade my boost has been unpredictable. Prior...
looking for r33
hi im looking to buy r33 gtst rb25 or rb26 below rm 55k...if got pls pm..ty
BallBearing VS Journal Turbo
I was hoping members here could post up their thoughts on the two different turbines available.
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...