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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3020464" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>My Dog Names Mypenis</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis</strong></p><p></p><p>- Mypenis ate my homework.</p><p></p><p>- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!</p><p></p><p>- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.</p><p></p><p>- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.</p><p></p><p>- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.</p><p></p><p>- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.</p><p></p><p>- I love giving Mypenis a bath.</p><p></p><p>- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.</p><p></p><p>- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.</p><p></p><p>- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds. -</p><p></p><p>-Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.</p><p></p><p>- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?</p><p></p><p>- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.</p><p></p><p>- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.</p><p></p><p>- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.</p><p></p><p>- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.</p><p></p><p>- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.</p><p></p><p>- Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.</p><p></p><p>- If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.</p><p></p><p>- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.</p><p></p><p>- Help! I can't find Mypenis!</p><p></p><p>- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.</p><p></p><p>- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.</p><p></p><p>- Sorry to be driving so fast officer, but i was looking for mypenis</p><p></p><p>- I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.</p><p></p><p>- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!</p><p></p><p>- Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.</p><p></p><p>- When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.</p><p></p><p>- Stop kicking Mypenis.</p><p></p><p>- When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.</p><p></p><p>- Mypenis is truly man's best friend.</p><p></p><p>- Beware of Mypenis. He's carrying a disease.</p><p></p><p>- People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.</p><p></p><p>- Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.</p><p></p><p>- There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.</p><p></p><p>- I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.</p><p></p><p>- Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.</p><p></p><p>- Excuse me - I need a muzzle for Mypenis.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3020464, member: 14320"] [B]My Dog Names Mypenis Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis[/B] - Mypenis ate my homework. - Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth! - Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis. - I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. - Mypenis doesn't come when I call it. - Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests. - I love giving Mypenis a bath. - At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands. - Mypenis likes it when people pet him. - Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds. - -Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. - Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? - Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active. - I think Mypenis has a mind of its own. - I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. - Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction. - I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead. - Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door. - If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry. - Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys. - Help! I can't find Mypenis! - Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis. - Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes. - Sorry to be driving so fast officer, but i was looking for mypenis - I have to take Mypenis to the hospital. - Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis! - Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis. - When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone. - Stop kicking Mypenis. - When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown. - Mypenis is truly man's best friend. - Beware of Mypenis. He's carrying a disease. - People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention. - Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer. - There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis. - I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops. - Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table. - Excuse me - I need a muzzle for Mypenis. [/QUOTE]
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