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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3014322" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Do You Have A Girlfriend? (interview~txt)</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Story I</strong></p><p></p><p>E: Do u have a boyfriend?</p><p>C: I have.</p><p>E: Is he working Locally?</p><p>C: No. He is working Overseas.</p><p>E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !</p><p>C: Why?</p><p>E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't</p><p>want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Story II</strong></p><p></p><p>E: Any girl friends?</p><p>C: No.</p><p>E: So far chased any before?</p><p>C: Have, but not successful.</p><p>E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?</p><p>C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal</p><p>issue.</p><p>E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.</p><p>C: Why?</p><p>E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Story III</strong></p><p></p><p>E: Any girlfriends?</p><p>C: Yes.</p><p>E: Is she pretty?</p><p>C: Not quite.</p><p>E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.</p><p>C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?</p><p>E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Story IV</strong></p><p></p><p>E: Any girlfriends?</p><p>C: Yes.</p><p>E: Is she pretty?</p><p>C: yes</p><p>E: Is she your first lover?</p><p>C: Yes.</p><p>E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Story V</strong></p><p></p><p>E: Any girlfriends?</p><p>C: Yes.</p><p>E: Is she your first lover?</p><p>C: No. Have a few already.</p><p>E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job hoper lah!)</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Story VI</strong></p><p></p><p>E: Any boyfriends?</p><p>C: Yes.</p><p>E: Is he rich?</p><p>C: No.</p><p>E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Story VII</strong></p><p></p><p>E: Any boyfriends?</p><p>C: Yes.</p><p>E: Is he rich ?</p><p>C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.</p><p>E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't even want to employ you, neither do we!</p><p>C: But,...... there is no position in his company.</p><p>E: Then,..... what is your qualification?</p><p>C: Secretary!</p><p>E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect</p><p>your managers' working spirits.</p><p>C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.</p><p>E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested in you!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3014322, member: 14320"] [B]Do You Have A Girlfriend? (interview~txt) Story I[/B] E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u. [B]Story II[/B] E: Any girl friends? C: No. E: So far chased any before? C: Have, but not successful. E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend? C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u. C: Why? E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!! [B]Story III[/B] E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: Not quite. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you. C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation? E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist. [B]Story IV[/B] E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: yes E: Is she your first lover? C: Yes. E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit. [B]Story V[/B] E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she your first lover? C: No. Have a few already. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job hoper lah!) [B]Story VI[/B] E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich? C: No. E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce. [B]Story VII[/B] E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich ? C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company. E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't even want to employ you, neither do we! C: But,...... there is no position in his company. E: Then,..... what is your qualification? C: Secretary! E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits. C: But,...... I am not pretty at all. E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested in you!! [/QUOTE]
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