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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064660411" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Not In The Mood</p><p></p><p>A man woke up the one morning feeling horny, and asked his wife</p><p>for a fuck, but she said she wasn't in the mood. </p><p>So he got up, got dressed, and went downstairs and cooked breakfast</p><p>for</p><p>them both. </p><p>He ate his, and then took hers up to the bedroom so she could have</p><p>breakfast in bed. </p><p>He was still feeling horny, and so, after she'd finished her</p><p>breakfast,</p><p>he asked again for a fuck. </p><p>She said she was still not in the mood. </p><p>So he decided to go out to the newsagent and buy that day's</p><p>newspaper. </p><p>When he got back he found her still in bed, but naked with her arms</p><p>and legs</p><p>tied up to the bedpost. </p><p>So, thinking that she'd changed her mind, and fancied some bondage</p><p>fun,</p><p>he got undressed again, and proceeded to climb into bed for some</p><p>action. </p><p>She asked him what did he think he was doing, and he told her that</p><p>as</p><p>she was tied up, he thought she'd changed her mind. </p><p></p><p>She said "You stupid bastard! - While you were out two guys broke in</p><p>the house!" </p><p></p><p>He replied, "Oh no, did they get anything?'</p><p></p><p>"Did they get anything, hell yes, asshole, they got something. Why</p><p>do you think I am naked with a pussy full of cum?"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>"Nice threads, man," commented Donald when his buddy showed up one</p><p>day in a snappy new suit. "Where'd you pick 'em up?" </p><p></p><p>Richard beamed. "My wife got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?" </p><p></p><p>"I'll say. What was the occasion?" </p><p></p><p>"Got me," admitted Richard with a cheerful shrug. "I came home from</p><p>work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair</p><p>in the bedroom."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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