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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064659920" data-attributes="member: 14320">Out Of TownerAn out-of-towner becomes friendly with Thelma, the waitressin his hotel coffee shop, and invites her up to his room.She is indignant.The guy says, "Don't get excited. This is all in the Bible."Thelma is appeased, and after her shift they go out and havea few drinks. Again the man invites her up to his room, andagain she is angry.The man explains, "It's in the Bible."An hour later they're in the guy's hotel room and he suggestsThey undress and have some fun. He assures Thelma that it isn'tsinful since it's in the Bible."Where?" she says. "Where does it say that?"Taking the Bible from the hotel nightstand, he opens it tothe front cover where someone has written, "Thelma the waitressis a great lay."=====A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?"the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house.""No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."</blockquote>

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