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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064659153" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The Poopie List</p><p></p><p>Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. </p><p></p><p>Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. </p><p></p><p>Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. </p><p></p><p>Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. </p><p></p><p>Pop-A Vein-In-Your-Forehead Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. </p><p></p><p>Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. </p><p></p><p>Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. </p><p></p><p>Drinker's Poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. </p><p></p><p>Corn Poopie: Self explanatory. </p><p></p><p>Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. </p><p></p><p>Spinal Tap Poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. </p><p></p><p>Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. </p><p></p><p>The Dangling Poopie: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. </p><p></p><p>The Surprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! </p><p></p><p>Mexican Food Poopie: The kind where yellow-brown liquid shoots out your butt and </p><p>splatters all over the toilet bowl.</p><p></p><p>Underclass Poopie: The kind of shit had by people who think their shit doesn't stink.</p><p></p><p>Fisherman's Poopie: The kind where you are in a public restroom with 2 people waiting</p><p>for your stall, and after flushing twice, you still find shit pieces floating in the bowl.</p><p></p><p>Ambush Poopie: The kind that never occurs at home, but is common at a party or while</p><p>playing golf. You try to sneak out a silent fart and end up with trouser chili</p><p>and must walk bow-legged for the rest of the day.</p><p></p><p>Richard Simmons Poopie: The kind where you shit so much you lose 5 pounds.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064659153, member: 14320"] The Poopie List Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. Pop-A Vein-In-Your-Forehead Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. Drinker's Poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Corn Poopie: Self explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. The Dangling Poopie: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. The Surprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! Mexican Food Poopie: The kind where yellow-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splatters all over the toilet bowl. Underclass Poopie: The kind of shit had by people who think their shit doesn't stink. Fisherman's Poopie: The kind where you are in a public restroom with 2 people waiting for your stall, and after flushing twice, you still find shit pieces floating in the bowl. Ambush Poopie: The kind that never occurs at home, but is common at a party or while playing golf. You try to sneak out a silent fart and end up with trouser chili and must walk bow-legged for the rest of the day. Richard Simmons Poopie: The kind where you shit so much you lose 5 pounds. [/QUOTE]
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