Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064658915" data-attributes="member: 14320">Open For The NightA bartender is preparing to open for the night whenhe hears a knock at the door, he opens the door and a beautifulblonde is standing there. "I'm shy could I get a drink before you open?,She says.So he lets her in. "What`all it be he asks"?"25 whiskeys please, just line me up"staggered , he does hewatches her down the lot one by one and then she collapseson the floor. The bartender looks over the bar, not bad he thinksand takes her upstairs, when he has had enough he goesbackdown to open up. Its a really busy night and to boost businesshe sells the girl for a tenner per go everyone wants a turnand he makes a fortune!!! When he has closed up he takes the girland puts her outside the door where she first came from and hecounts his profits. The next night at the same time the doorgoes again so he answers and the girl is back he can`tbelieve his luck, inviting her in he asks "25 whiskeysis it love"? "oh no she replies, vodka pleasewhisky makes my twat sore!!!!!"=====Difference between 'ohh' and 'ahh'?About 4 inches.When does a cub become a boy scout?When he eats his first Brownie.</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

Toyota Supra JZA80 A80 V161 6SPEED MANUAL 2JZ
- Started by aycy
- Cars for sale
Toyota Vellfire 2.5 NA Local Toyota Malaysia Warranty
- Started by aycy
- Cars for sale
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28SL 18x8.5jj...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Proton
- Started by ang141
- Exterior and Body
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 3 evo3 Original evo CE9A
- Started by aycy
- Cars for sale
BMW F10 M5 front fender set with air vent
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Proton Persona VVT Drive68 body kit/spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda City Modulo body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Brake Caliper Spray Tiffany Blue
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc ~TypeR Fk8 bodykit ~TypeR grille...
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

Rx7 FD3S Dream

Hi guys this is my first post for all the long time i dived in this RE forum started like 3 years back. Like anyone else, i love FD when i first see it when i was young. I can still remember i used to tell myself i...

Rinspeed Gives Facelifted Cayenne 600hp