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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064658915" data-attributes="member: 14320">Open For The NightA bartender is preparing to open for the night whenhe hears a knock at the door, he opens the door and a beautifulblonde is standing there. "I'm shy could I get a drink before you open?,She says.So he lets her in. "What`all it be he asks"?"25 whiskeys please, just line me up"staggered , he does hewatches her down the lot one by one and then she collapseson the floor. The bartender looks over the bar, not bad he thinksand takes her upstairs, when he has had enough he goesbackdown to open up. Its a really busy night and to boost businesshe sells the girl for a tenner per go everyone wants a turnand he makes a fortune!!! When he has closed up he takes the girland puts her outside the door where she first came from and hecounts his profits. The next night at the same time the doorgoes again so he answers and the girl is back he can`tbelieve his luck, inviting her in he asks "25 whiskeysis it love"? "oh no she replies, vodka pleasewhisky makes my twat sore!!!!!"=====Difference between 'ohh' and 'ahh'?About 4 inches.When does a cub become a boy scout?When he eats his first Brownie.</blockquote>

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