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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064658488" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A Wino</p><p></p><p>A wino walked into a bar one day, and started begging for drinks.</p><p>One of the patrons tells him he'll buy the old sot a drink, but</p><p>first he has to take a drink from the spittoon over in the corner.</p><p>The wino is in a bad way, so he takes the guy up on his offer, goes</p><p>over and picks up the spittoon, raises it to his lips, and starts</p><p>chugging away.</p><p>The guy at the bar, who didn't really believe the wino would take</p><p>him up on his offer, is horrified. "Stop! Stop!" he yells, "I'll</p><p>buy you a drink now!"</p><p>But the wino keeps on drinking from the spittoon.</p><p>Again the guy at the bar calls out, "Stop! Put the spittoon down!</p><p>I'll buy you a drink!"</p><p>But the wino keeps on drinking. Finally, after about five minutes</p><p>he stops, and puts the spittoon down.</p><p>So they guy at the bar says, "Hey, didn't you hear me telling you</p><p>to stop? Why didn't you stop?"</p><p>"I couldn't," the wino replies, "it was all one string."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Why do tampons have strings? </p><p>So that you can floss after you eat!</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between parsley and pussy?</p><p>Nobody eats parsley!</p></blockquote><p></p>

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