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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064658433" data-attributes="member: 14320">CLUCK TWICETom did like he always did, kissing his wife, crawling into bed andfalling to sleep. Suddenly he woke up with an elderly man dressed ina white robe, standing in front of his bed. "What the hell are youdoing in my bedroom? ...... and who are you?" he asked."This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, andyou are in heaven.""WHAT!!? Are you saying, I'm dead? I don't want to die .....I'm too young." said Tom. "If I'm dead, I want you to send me backimmediately.""It's not that easy," pondered St. Peter, "you can only return as adog or a hen. You can choose on your own."Tom thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dogis too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life.Running around with a rooster can't be that bad. "I want to return asa hen." Tom replied.In the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, reallynicely feathered. But now he felt like his rear end was gonna blow........ then along came the rooster. "Hey, you must be the new hen onthe farm." he said. "How do you like it?""Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowingup.""Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on.Have you never laid an egg before?? Just cluck twice, and then youpush all you can."Tom clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and then'Plop' and an egg was on the ground."Wow," Tom said "that felt really good!" So he clucked again andsqueezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on theground.The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout, "Tom, forChrist's sake!!! Wake up ... you're shittin' all over the bed!"</blockquote>

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