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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064657846" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>THE CLUELESS SEX QUIZ</p><p>INSTRUCTIONS:</p><p></p><p>The following quiz will reflect your sexual knowledge; or lack</p><p>thereof, depending on your response.</p><p>Read each statement carefully; answer each either True or False.</p><p></p><p>Time Limit: four hours.</p><p>True False</p><p>> * A clitoris is a type of flower [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * A pubic hair is a wild rabbit [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * A vulva is an automobile from Sweden [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * A fallopian tube is a part of a television [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * The term "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * It is dangerous to have a wet dream under</p><p>> an electric blanket? [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Copulation is sex between to consenting</p><p>> policeman [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * McDonalds "Golden Arches" is a phallus symbol [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * A vagina is a medical term used to describe</p><p>> heart trouble [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * A menstrual cycle has three wheels [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Fellatio is an Italian Dagger [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * A G-String is a weapon used by G-Men [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Semen is a term for sailors [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Anus is a Greek word denoting a period of time [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Testicles are found on an octopus [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Cunnilingus is a person who can speak</p><p>> four languages [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Asphalt describes rectal problems [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Kotex is a radio station in Dallas [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Masturbate is something used to catch large fish [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Coitus is a musical instrument [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Fetus is a character in Gunsmoke [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * An umbilical cord is a part of a parachute [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * A condom is an apartment complex [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * A placenta is an Italian penny [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Hemorrhoid is the planet closest to Mars [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * "Groin" is the sound a pig makes [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * A rectum is what you are for taking this test [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * A sphincter is a statue in Egypt [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Climax is a large weather front [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * A dildo is an extinct bird [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Deflower is to cut roses from the garden [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Adultery is a full grown tree [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Foreplay has to do with golf [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Intromission is going out for popcorn [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Monogamy is a type of wood [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Impotence is something significant [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Hedonist is a religious leader [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Labia is a country in the Middle East [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * Degenerate is a device to produce DC power [ ] [ ]</p><p>> * A stud is wood used to support a wall [ ] [ ]</p><p></p><p>> Please complete your quiz and mail within 24 hours, with a SASE to:</p><p>> The Society of Demented Consciousness</p><p>> P O Box 92553-42.3</p><p>> Unconscious, OK 45932-4902</p><p></p><p>> Use someone else's name because your answers are not confidential</p><p>> and people will be making fun of your responses.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064657846, member: 14320"] THE CLUELESS SEX QUIZ INSTRUCTIONS: The following quiz will reflect your sexual knowledge; or lack thereof, depending on your response. Read each statement carefully; answer each either True or False. Time Limit: four hours. True False > * A clitoris is a type of flower [ ] [ ] > * A pubic hair is a wild rabbit [ ] [ ] > * A vulva is an automobile from Sweden [ ] [ ] > * A fallopian tube is a part of a television [ ] [ ] > * The term "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird [ ] [ ] > * It is dangerous to have a wet dream under > an electric blanket? [ ] [ ] > * Copulation is sex between to consenting > policeman [ ] [ ] > * McDonalds "Golden Arches" is a phallus symbol [ ] [ ] > * A vagina is a medical term used to describe > heart trouble [ ] [ ] > * A menstrual cycle has three wheels [ ] [ ] > * Fellatio is an Italian Dagger [ ] [ ] > * A G-String is a weapon used by G-Men [ ] [ ] > * Semen is a term for sailors [ ] [ ] > * Anus is a Greek word denoting a period of time [ ] [ ] > * Testicles are found on an octopus [ ] [ ] > * Cunnilingus is a person who can speak > four languages [ ] [ ] > * Asphalt describes rectal problems [ ] [ ] > * Kotex is a radio station in Dallas [ ] [ ] > * Masturbate is something used to catch large fish [ ] [ ] > * Coitus is a musical instrument [ ] [ ] > * Fetus is a character in Gunsmoke [ ] [ ] > * An umbilical cord is a part of a parachute [ ] [ ] > * A condom is an apartment complex [ ] [ ] > * A placenta is an Italian penny [ ] [ ] > * Hemorrhoid is the planet closest to Mars [ ] [ ] > * "Groin" is the sound a pig makes [ ] [ ] > * A rectum is what you are for taking this test [ ] [ ] > * A sphincter is a statue in Egypt [ ] [ ] > * Climax is a large weather front [ ] [ ] > * A dildo is an extinct bird [ ] [ ] > * Deflower is to cut roses from the garden [ ] [ ] > * Adultery is a full grown tree [ ] [ ] > * Foreplay has to do with golf [ ] [ ] > * Intromission is going out for popcorn [ ] [ ] > * Monogamy is a type of wood [ ] [ ] > * Impotence is something significant [ ] [ ] > * Hedonist is a religious leader [ ] [ ] > * Labia is a country in the Middle East [ ] [ ] > * Degenerate is a device to produce DC power [ ] [ ] > * A stud is wood used to support a wall [ ] [ ] > Please complete your quiz and mail within 24 hours, with a SASE to: > The Society of Demented Consciousness > P O Box 92553-42.3 > Unconscious, OK 45932-4902 > Use someone else's name because your answers are not confidential > and people will be making fun of your responses. [/QUOTE]
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