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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064657584" data-attributes="member: 14320">Bridging The GapOne day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violentriver. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how todo it. The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me thestrength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and stronglegs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give methe strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave him arowboat and he was able to row across the river in about three hours.The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so healso prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength, ability,and intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! God turned him into awoman. She looked at the map, then walked across the bridge.How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?Even the pool table doesn't have balls.Do you know what drag is?It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?She was found face down in Ricki Lake.What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?Militia Etheridge.Why are lesbians so lazy?Because they don't do dick and they always eat out!How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.What do you call lesbian twins?Lick-a-likes.</blockquote>

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