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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064657530" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Advertising Agency</p><p></p><p>The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.</p><p></p><p>When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.</p><p></p><p>The theme: Viagra Advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.</p><p></p><p>About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 list. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone!</p><p></p><p>The top 10 were:</p><p></p><p>10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!</p><p>9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.</p><p>8. Viagra, like a rock!</p><p>7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.</p><p>6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.</p><p>5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.</p><p>4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.</p><p>3. Viagra, Home of the whopper</p><p>2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!</p><p>And the unanimous number one slogan</p><p>1.This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>As the elevator car left our floor, </p><p>Big Sue caught her tits in the door; </p><p>She yelled a good deal, </p><p>But had they been real, </p><p>She'd have yelled considerably more.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064657530, member: 14320"] Advertising Agency The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra Advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 list. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life! And the unanimous number one slogan 1.This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs ===== As the elevator car left our floor, Big Sue caught her tits in the door; She yelled a good deal, But had they been real, She'd have yelled considerably more. [/QUOTE]
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