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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064657352" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nasty Tasteless JokesFor the ladies out there......What do women and prawns have in common? Their heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste greatWhat's worse than your dentist telling you, you have herpes?Your mother telling you.What do you call a gay man who's had a vasectomy?A seedless fruit.=====A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.He explains, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse."Little Johnny stands up and says, "Professor, either you don't know how to fuck, or I don't know how to shit."=====A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair."Sally," she said, "you didn't tell me you were going to a wedding.""I didn't mom," Sally replied. "I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me."=======A man brings home a cock sucking frog and gives it to his wife. She asks "What the fuck am I supposed to do with that" So he replies "Teach it to cook, then fuck off"=======After some great sex, she lies there stroking his prick.He asks "Do you want more sex?""No" she replies, "I’m just admiring your cock... I really miss mine."=====Q: What do you call a Serbian prostitute ?A: Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.Q: Why do women call it PMS ?A: Mad Cow Disease was already taken.</blockquote>

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