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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064657089" data-attributes="member: 14320">Maternity WardA young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is askedby the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at thebirth."I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies."OK Do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife."No, no boyfriend either.""Do you have a partner then?""No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman."You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn youbefore you see her that the baby is black"."Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with nomoney and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a pornomovie. The leading man was black"."Oh," says the midwife, "it's really none of my business and I'msorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions, but I mustalso tell you that the baby has blonde hair"."Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in themovie was this Swedish guy.""Oh," the midwife repeats, "it's really none of my business and Ihate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes"."Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man alsoin the movie, I really had no choice."At this, the midwife collects the baby and presents her to thegirl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum.The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,"Thank God for that!""What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked."Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horriblefeeling that it was going to bark!"=====Ginger was feeling quite gruff 'Til he placed his head in her muff Then she purred like a kitty When his tongue hit her clitty Saying, "I just can't get enough!"</blockquote>

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