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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064656547" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Rescue Squad</p><p></p><p>The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. </p><p></p><p>When the squad got there it was too late and the man had died. </p><p></p><p>While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. </p><p></p><p>He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack. </p><p></p><p>The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting, and sweating. </p><p></p><p>I thought he was cuming, but I guess he was going..."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying because her first period had started and she had no idea what it was. </p><p></p><p>The girl's teacher was reluctant to get involved, so she suggested Sheryl talk to her mom. </p><p></p><p>She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny. </p><p></p><p>"Why are you crying? Asked little Johnny.</p><p></p><p>"I'm crying because I'm bleeding," she replied. </p><p></p><p>"Give me a look," said little Johnny. </p><p></p><p>She lifted her skirt and showed him. </p><p></p><p>"Fuckin' hell!" said little Johnny. "No wonder you're bleeding, some bastard's cut off your cock!"</p></blockquote><p></p>

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