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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064655455" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Bob's Place</p><p></p><p>The guys had been worried about Bob ever since his wife </p><p>dumped him and cleaned him out in the divorce.</p><p></p><p>They decided that somebody should go visit him at home to see </p><p>how he was doing.</p><p></p><p>Floyd gets the job and goes to Bob's place one day after work. </p><p>Bob seems to be ok but Floyd checks his place out to see if </p><p>anything is out of the ordinary, just in case.</p><p></p><p>The place looks fine except for one thing, a tampon on top of</p><p>Bob's TV. Floyd tries to ignore it but curiosity finally gets</p><p>the best of him.</p><p></p><p>"Hey, Bob, what's with the tampon on the television?"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, that's just to remind me that the cunt took the VCR."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Two guys are out hunting and the one stops to take a pee and while he has his penis out</p><p>he gets bit on the head of his penis by a snake. </p><p></p><p>The other hunter takes out his cell phone to call his family doctor to</p><p>ask what he should do for his friend. </p><p></p><p>The doctor replies, "make a small incision between the two fang marks and suck the poison out</p><p>and then take him to the hospital for further treatment". </p><p></p><p>The hunter that was bitten asked his friend what the doctor said and</p><p>the other hunter replied "you're gonna die".</p></blockquote><p></p>

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