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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064655110" data-attributes="member: 14320">UnwindingA man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind.After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed.So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was notyet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife, "Mylittle boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bedand crosses her room to the husband. On the way she trips onthe carpet and falls on her face. The husband with aconcerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my littlehoney-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?" The woman getsup and enters the man's bed. The two have passionate sex andafterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to herbed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and fallsflat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at hiswife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy bitch."=====Mummy, Mummy what's a vampire?Shut up son and eat your soup before it clots!Mummy, Mummy the kids at school call me werewolf!Shut up son and go and brush your face!What's grosser than two vampires fighting over a used tampon? One of them winning.</blockquote>

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