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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064655013" data-attributes="member: 14320">Public Swimming PoolA young man in a public swimming pool was startled when his swimsuit fell off. He was in the deep end, and couldn't find it, no matter how desperately he looked. Perplexed, he went to the shallow end and tried to figure out what to do. As he stood there up to his chest in water and watched the young ladies in their bikinis, he was additionally stressed to realize that he now sported a raging hard on. Finally, he struck up a course of action. He jumped violently out of the water and shouted loudly, "Mad dog! Mad dog!" Although most of the others in the pool began screaming in fear, a lusty redhead took a more direct course of action. She tore off her bikini bottoms, flattened him on the ground and straddled him yelling, "Quick! Let me muzzle that son of a bitch before it gets away!"=====Two morons went hunting in the woods. Before long, however, they realized that they had no idea how to get back to civilization."Not to worry," one of them said. "When you're lost, all you have to do is fire three shots into the air." So they did, and waited. An hour later they did it again and still, no one came. Finally they decided to try a third, one man said to the other. "These are our last three arrows."</blockquote>

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