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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064654455" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Tiny Miserable Baby</p><p></p><p>A woman marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby that</p><p>was howling at the top of its lungs and demanded," Do something about this baby".</p><p>After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby was</p><p>malnourished. He's obviously not getting enough milk," he said</p><p>sternly. "is he being breast fed?"</p><p>"Yes," replied the woman. </p><p>"Then the milk supply isn't adequate. Please take your blouse off."</p><p>The woman obliged, and the doctor proceeded to give her a very thorough</p><p>breast exam, kneading, rubbing, massaging, and sucking each breast at some length.</p><p>Finally, perplexed, he announced that he could see why there was a</p><p>problem. "You aren't producing any milk at all."</p><p>"Of course not," she responded." It's my sister's kid," </p><p>"Why on earth did you come?" asked the doctor in amazement.</p><p>"I didn't," she replied, "until you started sucking on the other tit</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>This guy was working on his car when he got gas on his hand and arm. As he was driving to the Auto Shop to get some more parts, he lit a match, his arm then caught on fire and in a panic he quickly rolled down the window and stuck his arm out to extinguish the flame. The police pulled him over for an illegal use of a firearm.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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