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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064654108" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Little Johnny And Susie</p><p></p><p>Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat </p><p>On the park bench to watch the squirrels climb </p><p>The tree.</p><p></p><p>One day while Little Johnny was sitting on the park </p><p>Bench, Susie walked by and unzipped Little Johnny's</p><p>Fly.</p><p></p><p>He went home and told his mother about it and she said, </p><p>"Tell the little girl not to do that again because you </p><p>Have a mouse in your pants."</p><p></p><p>The following day Little Johnny was sitting there and </p><p>Susie did the same thing again. As his mother told him, </p><p>Little Johnny exclaimed "Don't do that because I have </p><p>A mouse in my pants."</p><p></p><p>At that remark, Susie lifted her skirt and said, </p><p>"Go get 'em Pussy. </p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q: What has six legs and eats pussy?</p><p>A: You, me and Ellen Degeneres.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?</p><p>A: An infected pussy on your organ.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why does a man have a hole in his penis?</p><p>A: To get some air to his brain.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A & M University, has</p><p>invented </p><p>a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples</p><p></p><p>from pushing through the fabric of their clothing when cold weather</p><p>sets </p><p>in. </p><p></p><p>At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men</p><p>took </p><p>Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064654108, member: 14320"] Little Johnny And Susie Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat On the park bench to watch the squirrels climb The tree. One day while Little Johnny was sitting on the park Bench, Susie walked by and unzipped Little Johnny's Fly. He went home and told his mother about it and she said, "Tell the little girl not to do that again because you Have a mouse in your pants." The following day Little Johnny was sitting there and Susie did the same thing again. As his mother told him, Little Johnny exclaimed "Don't do that because I have A mouse in my pants." At that remark, Susie lifted her skirt and said, "Go get 'em Pussy. ===== Q: What has six legs and eats pussy? A: You, me and Ellen Degeneres. Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano? A: An infected pussy on your organ. Q: Why does a man have a hole in his penis? A: To get some air to his brain. ===== Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A & M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric of their clothing when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him. [/QUOTE]
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