Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064654061" data-attributes="member: 14320">SeductivelyA pretty woman goes up to the bar and gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.She seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard."Are you the owner?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands."No.""Can you get him for me?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair."I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, clearly aroused, "is there anything I can do?""Please give him a message for me," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently."What message?" croaks the bartender."Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies' room."=====There is a guy at the bar and he's feeling low. He walks in and he sits down next to a man with leprosy, who also had his share of bad luck. The young man says to the bartender, "Gimme a beer," so, he gets one. He drinks it fast, and runs and throws up. The guy with leprosy says, "If I make you that uncomfortable, well, I will leave , OK?" The other guy says, "No, you ain't making me sick, it's the guy behind you. He's dipping his nachos into your back!"</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

original FD2R akagakiracing titanium 2.75” exhaust...
- Started by david tao
- Engine and Performance
original GT86 BRZ akagakiracing titanium 2.5”...
- Started by david tao
- Engine and Performance
2pcs only, original rare spec Rays Volk Racing CE28...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing RZ 18x8.5jj...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare spec Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Honda CITY 1.5 E (A)
- Started by PIstonHeads
- Cars for sale
original BBS RE013 18x8jj offset +50 5H pcd 5x112...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing RG3 18x8 18x8.5...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original Endless M4 S2 4pot 2pot brake caliper set...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing RG2 17x8.5jj...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

Engine really hard to start..

I have a problem to start the engine, it can be start but really hard. sometime after 7-8 crank .. then it can start.. I do have problem until my new battery weak and I need to do jumper start .. coz the battery kiok...

WTS : 18inch SSR Type C From Japan

Hi to ZTHian , i have 1 set of rims need to let go ! This rims its from Japan ..

18inch SSR Type C White Color with tires
Front : 18 x 7.5j +48
Rear : 18 x 8.5j +48
Holes : 5
PCD : 114.3
Tires : Goodyear 90% thread...

SR20DE and SR20DET

Hi all,

I want to know beside 1 is NA, 1 is turbo. Are they basically same engine?? maybe just SR20DE + T = SR20DET??

THanks.