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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064653930" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Erotic Correction</p><p></p><p>Jenny taught erotic correction, </p><p>Told her student "To get an erection, </p><p>Put your dick in my mouth, </p><p>Move it north, move it south, </p><p>Now, you're getting a sense of direction!"</p><p></p><p>Her instructions were very explicit, </p><p>And more than a little illicit: </p><p>"Please fill up my cunny, </p><p>With fresh clover honey, </p><p>And butter my buns like a biscuit." </p><p></p><p>"Then wrap me up nice in a blanket, </p><p>And I'll sit on your staff while you crank it. </p><p>I'll put on some feathers, </p><p>And laces and leathers, </p><p>And wiggle my ass while you spank it." </p><p></p><p>"Now that your fingers are stinky, </p><p>Tie me up in some chains that are clinky... </p><p>Bring in some goats and a sheik, </p><p>Give my big titties a tweak, </p><p>And now, we can start getting kinky!" </p><p></p><p>"Forget what the chain and the whip meant, </p><p>Get the straps and the slings and a shipment </p><p>Of high-grade Vaseline, </p><p>And a strong trampoline, </p><p>And all of that other equipment!" </p><p></p><p>"Now, when we get the bedsprings a strummin', </p><p>That's when I'll start in a hummin', </p><p>Then quickly, my dear, </p><p>Put it into my ear, </p><p>So I can hear the sound of it comin'!" </p><p></p><p>"I don't know how much this is costing," </p><p>Said her student, still covered with frosting, </p><p>"But I can say with affinity, </p><p>That I've lost my virginity... </p><p>Quite frankly, my dear... you're exhausting!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064653930, member: 14320"] Erotic Correction Jenny taught erotic correction, Told her student "To get an erection, Put your dick in my mouth, Move it north, move it south, Now, you're getting a sense of direction!" Her instructions were very explicit, And more than a little illicit: "Please fill up my cunny, With fresh clover honey, And butter my buns like a biscuit." "Then wrap me up nice in a blanket, And I'll sit on your staff while you crank it. I'll put on some feathers, And laces and leathers, And wiggle my ass while you spank it." "Now that your fingers are stinky, Tie me up in some chains that are clinky... Bring in some goats and a sheik, Give my big titties a tweak, And now, we can start getting kinky!" "Forget what the chain and the whip meant, Get the straps and the slings and a shipment Of high-grade Vaseline, And a strong trampoline, And all of that other equipment!" "Now, when we get the bedsprings a strummin', That's when I'll start in a hummin', Then quickly, my dear, Put it into my ear, So I can hear the sound of it comin'!" "I don't know how much this is costing," Said her student, still covered with frosting, "But I can say with affinity, That I've lost my virginity... Quite frankly, my dear... you're exhausting!" [/QUOTE]
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