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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064653555" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Hillbillies</p><p></p><p>A typical family of hillbillies, Paw, Maw, Jethro and little Sally.</p><p></p><p>One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?"</p><p></p><p>Paw says, "Since you are a big boy I will show you."</p><p></p><p>Paw hollers, "Maw get yourself in here!" Paw then says,"Maw, take your clothes off and get on the bed. Now spread your legs."</p><p></p><p>Paw says,"Jethro see that thar little hole? Now watch this!"</p><p></p><p>In the midst of Paw's demonstration Little Sally comes in and exclaims, "What is going on? "</p><p></p><p>Jethro answers, "Paw is teaching me about sex."</p><p></p><p>Little Sally asks, "What is Sex?"</p><p></p><p>Jethro replies, "See that little hole on Paw? Now watch this!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Little Bo Peep, has lost her sheep,</p><p>And doesn't know where to find 'em...</p><p>But a search revealed,</p><p>They were out in the field,</p><p>With Little Boy Blue behind 'em.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A guy walks into a sleazy bar orders a drink and after a while he tells the barmaid, “you should get your belly button pierced.”</p><p></p><p>She says; “why would I want to do that?” And he says it’s a great place to hang an air freshener.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064653555, member: 14320"] Hillbillies A typical family of hillbillies, Paw, Maw, Jethro and little Sally. One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?" Paw says, "Since you are a big boy I will show you." Paw hollers, "Maw get yourself in here!" Paw then says,"Maw, take your clothes off and get on the bed. Now spread your legs." Paw says,"Jethro see that thar little hole? Now watch this!" In the midst of Paw's demonstration Little Sally comes in and exclaims, "What is going on? " Jethro answers, "Paw is teaching me about sex." Little Sally asks, "What is Sex?" Jethro replies, "See that little hole on Paw? Now watch this!" ===== Little Bo Peep, has lost her sheep, And doesn't know where to find 'em... But a search revealed, They were out in the field, With Little Boy Blue behind 'em. ===== A guy walks into a sleazy bar orders a drink and after a while he tells the barmaid, “you should get your belly button pierced.” She says; “why would I want to do that?” And he says it’s a great place to hang an air freshener. [/QUOTE]
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