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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064653500" data-attributes="member: 14320">A White Guy And A Black GuyA white guy is sitting in a bar next to a black guy. "Hey, dude," heasks. "How's it you black dudes are so popular with the ladies?""Well," the black guy replies, "it's all a matter of fuckin'. When youwhite guys fuck, you just stick it in and Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am!It's all over before it's even started. When we make love to a woman,we tease her first, and then only when she begs for it, we stick it inslow, and gentle like. We put in hard, then pull it out real slow andeasy. That's the secret man, tease her until she begs you for it, andthen jam it in real hard and fast an pull it out real slow and gentlelike. Works every time."The white guy finishes his drink and goes home. That night, in bed withhis wife, he remembers the black guy's advice. First he teases his wifeuntil she begs him to put it in her, and then he starts fucking her, buthe jams it in like before, but pulls it out very slowly and very gently."Hey," she says to him passionately. "When did you learn to fuck like ablack guy?"=====One day at lunch little Johnny asked one of the kids at school a question. "If you woke up in the middle of the forest, covered in KY Jelly, naked in a sleeping bag, and your ass was killing you, would you tell anybody?""No, I'd be embarrassed.""Wanna go camping?"</blockquote>

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