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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064652990" data-attributes="member: 14320">Thomas And TamaraThomas and Tamara were attending a dinner party so that Thomas'smothercould meet Tamara for the first time. Towards the end of the evening,Tamara approached Thomas and asked if there was a problem, as Thomas'smother seemed to be avoiding her after the introduction. "Honestly, mydear," Thomas said, "Mother finds you to be, how shouldI put it, a bit on the crude side.""Crude? Doesn't she know that I come from one of the most respectedfamilies in Boston? That I was educated in Europe? That I attended thefinest finishing schools on the East Coast?That I attended Vassar, graduating Magna Cum Laud?" Tamara asked. "Yes,yes, my love, I told her all that," Thomas replied. "Then where in thefuck does that cunt come off with all that crude bullshit?"=====Did you heard of the three gay guys in San Francisco who stopped a straight woman on the street? Well, two of them held the woman while the third one did her hair.=====Know what to call the stuff that collects in the crotch of a woman's panties?Clitty litter.=====What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?A little red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.=====A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease."So the guy asks, "Well isn't there ANYTHING I can do, doc?""Hmmm... maybe you should go to a spa and start taking daily mud baths." The doctor tells the patient."Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?""Probably not... but at least you'll get used to being covered in dirt!"</blockquote>

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