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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064652867" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Cool Q & A</p><p></p><p>Q. Why are men like dolphins?</p><p>A. They say they are extremely intelligent but no one can prove it.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why can't a man be handsome and intelligent at the same time?</p><p>A. That would make him a woman.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why are batteries better than men?</p><p>A. Batteries have at least one positive side.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between Pauly and coffee?</p><p>A. None. They both get on your nerves.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do men prefere to marry a virgin?</p><p>A. Because they can't stand criticism.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call a goodlooking intelligent and sensitive man?</p><p>A. A rumour.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do men exist?</p><p>A. Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.</p><p></p><p>Q. What would the world be like without men?</p><p>A. Full of happy fat women.</p><p></p><p>Q. What does a woman not want to hear after good sex?</p><p>A. Honey, I'm home!</p><p></p><p>Q. What does a woman do after good sex?</p><p>A. Put on her clothes and go home.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do women have faces?</p><p>A: So you know which pussy is yours.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why are gingerbread men the best men of all?</p><p>A: They are cute. They are sweet. And if they give you any lip, you can bite their friggin' heads off.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the blonde that lost her boyfriend?</p><p>A: She forgot where she laid him.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between your wife and you job?</p><p>A: After five years your job still sucks.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a wife and a prostitute?</p><p>A: At least with a pro, you get what you pay for.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the guy sleep with his sister in-law?</p><p>A: He had it in for his brother.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064652867, member: 14320"] Cool Q & A Q. Why are men like dolphins? A. They say they are extremely intelligent but no one can prove it. Q. Why can't a man be handsome and intelligent at the same time? A. That would make him a woman. Q. Why are batteries better than men? A. Batteries have at least one positive side. Q. What's the difference between Pauly and coffee? A. None. They both get on your nerves. Q. Why do men prefere to marry a virgin? A. Because they can't stand criticism. Q. What do you call a goodlooking intelligent and sensitive man? A. A rumour. Q. Why do men exist? A. Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Q. What would the world be like without men? A. Full of happy fat women. Q. What does a woman not want to hear after good sex? A. Honey, I'm home! Q. What does a woman do after good sex? A. Put on her clothes and go home. Q: Why do women have faces? A: So you know which pussy is yours. Q: Why are gingerbread men the best men of all? A: They are cute. They are sweet. And if they give you any lip, you can bite their friggin' heads off. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that lost her boyfriend? A: She forgot where she laid him. Q: What's the difference between your wife and you job? A: After five years your job still sucks. Q: What's the difference between a wife and a prostitute? A: At least with a pro, you get what you pay for. Q: Why did the guy sleep with his sister in-law? A: He had it in for his brother. [/QUOTE]
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